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Total Medals Earned: 87 (From
33 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,410 Points
Africa Dudes
There
Unlocked 10/29/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 11/22/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
5 Points
Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
Unlocked 2/13/10
10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
10 Points Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (20/450 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points Bully the weak.
25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
Unlocked 12/12/09
25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)
EON
JUDGE
10 Points
Rate 5 or more user levels.
PILGRIM
Unlocked 3/2/10
10 Points Complete the entire first ring of levels.
10 Points Complete the entire first ring of levels.
EXPLORER
25 Points
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
JUNIOR
25 Points
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
JURY
25 Points
Rate 50 or more user levels.
AMATEUR
50 Points
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
LEGEND
50 Points
Complete all three rings of levels.
PRO
50 Points
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
CHAMPION
100 Points
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
EXECUTIONER
100 Points
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/460 points)
Extreme Gardening
1st Bronze
Unlocked 4/2/10
5 Points Your very first bronze!
5 Points Your very first bronze!
1st Gold
10 Points
Your very first gold!
1st Silver
Unlocked 4/2/10
10 Points Your very first silver!
10 Points Your very first silver!
Day area
Unlocked 4/2/10
10 Points Complete day area!
10 Points Complete day area!
Sunset area
25 Points
Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes
50 Points
Collect all bronzes!
Night area
50 Points
Complete night area!
All Golds
100 Points
Collect all golds!
All Silvers
100 Points
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 1/16/10
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 1/16/10
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
Unlocked 1/16/10
10 Points Shoot mom in the face
10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
Unlocked 1/16/10
10 Points Get Spider Death
10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 1/16/10
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
Unlocked 1/16/10
25 Points Get Axe Death
25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain
Unlocked 1/16/10
25 Points Kill Hansel
25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
Unlocked 1/16/10
25 Points Get Crow Death
25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
Unlocked 1/16/10
25 Points Trap the squirrel
25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
Unlocked 1/16/10
50 Points Solve clock puzzle
50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
Unlocked 1/16/10
50 Points Get all 10 stones
50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 11/18 (240/500 points)